Friday, September 25, 2009

Tiny B Meets Frosting Goddess Tanya

She's been trying to avoid it. But Tiny E insisted that Tiny B meet Tanya. Tiny B has been nervous. After all, she's always frowning because that headband of hers is giving her a headache and her little plastic shoes are ugly. Not the exact attire you want to be wearing when you meet a beautiful female vamp that once made a play for your sunglasses clad Tiny hottie. But Tiny E insisted that Tanya was "family." Tiny B asked Tiny E what to expect. All he would say is that Tanya is tall, blond, and sweet.

Tiny B: I feel frumpy.

Tiny E: You're beautiful.

Tanya: But I am a sugar goddess.


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Why No, I Wouldn't Kick You Out Of Bed.

I have no idea when this scene from New Moon takes place (dream scequence, perhaps?). And frankly, I do not care. Slightly lightheaded with anticipation...and daydreams dancing in my head...
See more at the LA Times.

Monday, September 21, 2009

We Got Them Bitches!

That's right. QP and SW are the proud owners of...TWO TICKETS to the 12:01am showing of New Moon!!! We sucked it up and decided to take on the scores of teenagers and see the first showing, cause we just can't bare the thought of people in this fucking city seeing it before us. *Shudder* At this point all we need is a babysitter, and we fully plan on leaving the children with any adult that is not a pedophile/Team Jacob. We're not all that picky when it comes to this movie.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Sunday, September 13, 2009


Darn you Summit and your removal of trailers.

I. Am. Dead. On the floor, dead.

Oh my God. November, NOW.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Excuses and Such

An apology from the Wives:

Sorry folks (all 3 of you!). We know, our posts are few and far between as of late. Life is crazy. Most of us are Army wives, and lets just say it's not good times these days. We're trying to be good little wifeys and that cuts into bloggy time. And school started. One of us is a teacher, two of us have little monsters that now need our help getting ready in the morning to make it there (the things kids expect of you). Between deadlines and school and work, we are ignoring our blog (but at least SP and SW are still getting in quality fanfic reading time). Combined all that with a serious case of bloggy block on all fronts and, well, you get this. Very few posts and a drop in our rating as Top Twilight blog spot (not that we were ever very high, mind you). Sniffle, tear.

Not to worry! We promise, more blogs to come soon. We do have some adventures from this summer with the Tinys that need still to be posted, and with New Moon only 76 days away, we should have plenty to write about. Because, seriously people, we can only hold back from this affair for so long. Twilight always gets us to come back for more, even if it is wrong. Sorry DHs. wink wink.

We'll leave you with this:

Forgive us? Come back and read us soon? Okaythanksbye.