Thud.

Breathe, ladies, breathe.

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A To Do List...

Say it with me now: next month New Moon will be in theaters!


And since QP and I are officially crazy-with-a-capital-K enough to be going to the midnight showing, we have started composing a to-do list of things we need before, during, and after this monumental event. (When I say "started," I really mean edit. We've had our to-do list since March when we first read Twilight and found out the release date for New Moon.) We thought we'd share our list with you all:

To Do (For New Moon):
1. New Team Edward tee shirts. Because our old ones aren't going to cut it. We need something that announces our affiliation to Team Edward and perhaps plugs our blog. Something original, yet classy.
2. Car Markers. So we can decorate the car (duh) we will be driving to the theater. We're thinking "Edward is a VILF" across the back window.
3. Charge the travel DVD player/bring the Twilight movie. Since we will be showing up at that movie theater hours before showtime in order to get a prime seat for ourselves and the Tinys, we plan on taking a DVD player and Twilight. To pump us up. And pray that New Moon is better.
4. Alcohol. Because we're going to the midnight showing, which will be full of screaming, horrible teenagers and tweens. We're debating flask or coke bottle filled.
5. A babysitter. We need to find a new one. Requirements: Must have read The Twilight Saga, be Team Edward, and not a drunk/pedophile/drug user.
6. The Tinys. Because they deserve to see their full size selves on the big screen, am I right? And because what true twidiculous person is going to miss a photo op like that? Not us, fo sho.
7. Snacks, including some sort of round, hard candy ( M&Ms?). To nourish ourselves and to throw at aforementioned teenagers if they get too rowdy.
8. Re-read New Moon. Again. Just to get everything clear and be able to complain if they mess anything exceptionaly important up. (Note to movie editors/screen writer/director: Jacob and Bella-it was an almost kiss, do you hear me? ALMOST. Not a real one. Also, I better see Alice and Jacob arguing. And a proposal. Thank you.)
9. Camera and Laptop. To be able to update the blog as we wait and as soon as we leave. (Oh, maybe we won't need to bring the DVD player...)
10. Enjoy this movie. Because surely they can't mess it up as much as they did Twilight.

We originally planned to take all four books with us, but that's just too much shit to carry around. And originally, our group was going to bigger, but unfortunately, some of our Twidiculous friends weren't able to fly down here to watch it with us. But that's okay, QP and I can bring it hard enough for about 10 people.

What are you taking to/need to do before New Moon?

Next month!

~SW

Tiny B Meets Frosting Goddess Tanya

She's been trying to avoid it. But Tiny E insisted that Tiny B meet Tanya. Tiny B has been nervous. After all, she's always frowning because that headband of hers is giving her a headache and her little plastic shoes are ugly. Not the exact attire you want to be wearing when you meet a beautiful female vamp that once made a play for your sunglasses clad Tiny hottie. But Tiny E insisted that Tanya was "family." Tiny B asked Tiny E what to expect. All he would say is that Tanya is tall, blond, and sweet.

Tiny B: I feel frumpy.

Tiny E: You're beautiful.

Tanya: But I am a sugar goddess.

~SW

Why No, I Wouldn't Kick You Out Of Bed.

I have no idea when this scene from New Moon takes place (dream scequence, perhaps?). And frankly, I do not care. Slightly lightheaded with anticipation...and daydreams dancing in my head...
See more at the LA Times.

We Got Them Bitches!

That's right. QP and SW are the proud owners of...TWO TICKETS to the 12:01am showing of New Moon!!! We sucked it up and decided to take on the scores of teenagers and see the first showing, cause we just can't bare the thought of people in this fucking city seeing it before us. *Shudder* At this point all we need is a babysitter, and we fully plan on leaving the children with any adult that is not a pedophile/Team Jacob. We're not all that picky when it comes to this movie.

WOOT WOOT!

Let's Try This Again

And we wait.

Motherf*cker.

Darn you Summit and your removal of trailers.