Well, as most of you know I just celebrated a rather important birthday last week. While most people like to embrace turning 30, I would rather have my eyes poked with needles!! As I started my week off as a 30 year old woman I decided to take a trip with a friend to Walmart so I could purchase another Twilight Mag. for my collection when across the way of the mag. aisles I noticed a large rotating shelf and on it hung buttons with Edwards beautiful face all over it. I started to sprint to the other side when out of nowhere came a group of 20 something bitches and snatched all the buttons off that shelf... Oh, I was about to chase them all down and the next thing I know, I am on the ground with a little pain in my arm. At that point I realized that I had fallen down.. OMG!!! I guess that is what turning old means, you fall at the slightest moment of anger and rage. By thetime I picked myself up, those girls were gone and along with them, all the Twilight buttons. But, on a positive ending to this most tragic start of my new age, I was able to find some more buttons at another walmart... I may be 30 now, but that dark age will not sway me from being just as Twidiculous as I ever was.. ~AB
Oh sweet baby Jesus! I too turned the dreaded 30 this year as well. Keep on being twidiculous!
ReplyDeleteLOL Well, I turned thirty as well this year. I, however, will probably annoy the hell out of you because I not only love it, but I was calling myself thirty long before it had occurred. The moment was joyfully met and easily forgotten. In fact, I've always felt as if I were stuck at nineteen. I've never felt older then that. But anyway, I am glad you got your twi-on and found those buttons. Next time stick your tongue out of those 20 somethings and grab your freaking twi-gear. The End. :D
ReplyDeleteBeing in your thirties is great! Trust me!
ReplyDeleteUnless you're ass falls down to your knees, like mine did. then it kinda sucks.
Oh wait, I'm sorry, I meant to cheer you up. ;)
If it makes you feel any better, I will be 32 in a couple of months. As far as I'm concerned (and I learned this from my Oma) the older you are the more license you have to be a total jerk. See? Some things DO get better with age.
And happy belated birthday, btw. As we always say, we're not just Twitarded, we're Twitardy.
>:)
30 is the 20! Imagine being 20 again, now that is some scary shit. Could you fully be obssessed with Edward in such a passionate way at 20 NO WAY! Happy Bday, knock those little 20 year old bitches down and git yourself a button
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