Wednesday, July 29, 2009

A Hunting Lesson

Don't tell anyone (especially the Volturi), but QP are the proud owners of three....immortal children. I know, I know, it's wrong. But they're just so darn enchanting. Except when they throw tantrums. Then they have a tendency to be terrifying. For example:

These two just massacred a family and took over their home.

This one is on his way to destroying a playground because his mother ( I mean, "creator") wouldn't let him watch more TV.

Anyhoo, in order to curb their blood lust, Tiny E decided to take it upon his wee self to try and teach these kiddos how to hunt, vegetarian style. Granted, a couple pets had to be sacrificed*, but anything to keep the Volturi from coming down on us. Shudder.

Tiny E lectured these little vamps on the benefits of being able to fit into society by simply draining the blood of animals. They were willing to listen. For someone who never takes his sunglasses off, Tiny E can be a pretty persuasive guy. And then he took them out to try.

Ah, sweet success.

*For any animal activists out there, no animals were really harmed in the making of this exceptionally ridiculous blog post. Promise.


1 comment:

  1. LMAO!!!! I love you, you Twidiculous girls!

    PS: I didn't realize Tiny E liked dog! I guess there wasn't any mountain lion in the vicinity?


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