Friday, June 12, 2009

Snow White's Bio

Once upon a time, in a big, shitty city, there was a girl named Snow White. SW thought she had it all-a loving husband, a sweet child, a nice home. But then she read the Twilight Saga and realized how much she was missing. She looked at her husband and started thinking things like "Why don't you sparkle?" and "Why haven't you bought me an island and named it after me?" She looked at her child and thought "Why can't you do back flips while taking down a herd of deer with your bare teeth?" So SW turned to her friends, who were having the same thoughts. And after looking at Twilight related websites, watching the movie over and over and over, and spending hours analyzing if Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are dating in real life, they started this blog. SW lived happily ever after in her fake reality of a vampire infested world.

Guys of Twilight Pictures, Images and Photos

Any of you can offer SW a poison apple any day.


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