Thursday, June 11, 2009

And Just What is "Twidiculous"?

Bear with us as we get this blog up and running.

Until then, here are some ways you can tell if you are Twidiculous.



You might be Twidiculous if....


....you stay up late, searching the Internet for sexy pictures of Robert Pattinson, which then results in you dreaming of your husband cheating on you, and makes you feel as if you deserve it.


....your husband is jealous of a book. Actually, four books.


....your husband threatens to kill Edward Cullen (too bad he can't run that fast).


....you get mad at your husband for falling asleep while watching Twilight (who cares if he's seen it three times this week, he obviously has no regard for your feelings).


.....you get annoyed with girls that are ten years younger then you for being Team Jacob (and if you are reading this and are Team Jacob, two word for you: Go Away.).


....you'll buy any magazine with the idea of a picture of one of the Twilight/New Moon cast members.


....you feel you're depriving your 5 year old child of something truly great by not allowing her to watch Twilight, but your husband insists that it's not a children's movie.



So yeah, these things have actually happened to us. This is what it means to be Twidiculous. More to come....

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